F T Marquardt: Hop Fight, Kartoniert / Broschiert

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The Sport You Never Knew Existed-Until Now

What if one-legged combat was a legitimate athletic discipline with its own governing body, championship matches, and dietary restrictions? Hop Fight presents exactly that: a meticulously detailed guidebook to a sport that doesn't exist.

This deadpan instructional manual documents every aspect of hop fight-from fundamental rules and scoring systems to training regimens, equipment specifications, and accounts of legendary matches. The book maintains unwavering institutional authority throughout, complete with a fictional preface explaining how this "second edition" was reconstructed after the original manuscript was destroyed, and an introduction by a sports historian examining the cultural significance of one-leggedness across history.

Readers will find comprehensive sections on gameplay mechanics, philosophical underpinnings, a wide-ranging miscellany of practical guidance, and dramatic match narratives-all delivered with the straight-faced precision of legitimate sports documentation. Instructional illustrations complement the text.

For fans of absurdist satire in the tradition of The Areas of My Expertise and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , Hop Fight offers a fully realized fictional world that never breaks character.